Who: Verne Troyer at the Michigan Avenue magazine launch party
What's in his cup: A Berry Chill Culture Club Card
He says: I haven't gotten carded in a long time, so this is kind of cool.
We say: Welcome to the Culture Club, mini-fro-me. As you'll spoon find out, our yogurt is neither doctored nor evil. But, we do admit our cups are freaking freezing. No clones about it.